Wednesday, September 29, 2010

What Do You Mean, No One Needs 21 Versions of “Purple Haze”?

On my Facebook page for Dave’s Music Database, I recently posted a link about the newest Jimi Hendrix box, due for a November release. I mockingly asserted that the set was necessary because Hendrix just hasn’t been anthologized enough.

Of course, nothing could be further from the truth. For a man dead since 1970, he has an astonishing ability to continue to release product. On my DMDB web page for Hendrix, I spotlight nine collections of studio material released after his death and six live albums. These are just the most significant official releases.

I’ve long joked that the true sign of a great musician is an ability to make music from beyond the grave. The best dead stars all have this talent – Elvis Presley, John Lennon, Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain, and Tupac Shakur. The late rap titan has even landed three posthumous #1 albums, a feat which, to my knowledge, has yet to be matched by any other performer six feet under.

Of course, the bigger commentary here concerns recording companies’ crass efforts to turn the deceased’s every grunt, croak, or belch captured on tape into gold. Perhaps nowhere is this greed better on display than via the handlers of Hendrix’s catalog through the ‘70s and well into the ‘90s, before the Hendrix estate wrestled control back. The three studio albums made during Jimi’s life are staples on best-of-all-time album lists; you won’t see anything after he died showing up on these lists.

Still, record companies don’t shovel out the product in steady streams if no one’s dropping cash. Fortunately for them, there will always be lunatics and freaks willing to shell out the bucks for that never-before-released thirteenth take of “Insert Title of Obscure Album Track Here” because, after all, this is the one that included the producer barking out a couple orders to the formerly-living-and-breathing music maker before recording commenced.

It is here that I will attempt to both awkwardly distance myself from such behavior while simultaneously embracing it. In the aforementioned Facebook post, I confessed to having 21 versions of “Purple Haze.” I don’t mean covers of the song – I mean 21 versions all done by Hendrix. I didn’t intentionally seek out that many; I just slowly accumulated them from picking up a live collection here, a box set of studio outtakes there. This is, by my own admission, behavior worthy of serious psychological evaluation. What can one possibly need with that many versions of a song?

Well, my friends, this is the distinction between the casual music fan and the gone-round-the-bend fanatic. Frankly, my completist tendencies rear their ugly head once an act crosses from the “yeah, I like them” to the “oh, I love them” threshold. My sanity goes out the window and I gobble up every scrap I can find like a vampire craving a blood smoothie. I have 33 CDs of Kevin Gilbert music; only ten are official releases and even those are obscure.

For some, such behavior is all about bragging rights. Maybe it’s a Deadhead who can boast to possessing a rare bootleg of a long ago show or a Beatlemaniac who claims to have tape of the long-lost “Carnival of Lights” track. Sometimes it is just about “having it all.” Once you have the thirty-something studio albums by Dylan, why stop?

For others, it genuinely is a musical journey in which they legitimately pick out the distinctions in 21 different versions of “Purple Haze.” Maybe they can trace how the song first developed in the studio to how it transformed on the stage. Maybe they become enthralled with how Hendrix changes the guitar solo here and there.

Personally, I lack the musicianship to notice that the third take of some long forgotten album cut included a snare drum absent from the version released on the B-side of an obscure Scottish single. As for impressing others with individual acts in my collection, most people are in awe enough of the sheer total size to dig deep enough to notice that I have over six hundred Bob Dylan songs.

So why do I have 600+ Dylan songs and 33 Kevin Gilbert CDs and 21 versions of “Purple Haze”? Dunno. Just do. Stay tuned – numbers destined to change as quickly as the miles roll by on an odometer.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Consequence of Sound: The 100 Greatest Albums of All Time

First posted 9/15/2010; updated 8/5/2020.

Consequence of Sound:

The Top 100 Albums

The website describes this as “a definitive ranking voted and debated by our editors, staff writers, and contributors.” Then Michael Roffman, the President/Editor-in-Chief, offers up a long essay on the pros and cons of lists pretty much hitting on points which the reader already knows. The reader then has to click through multiple pages to see the full list (and comments on each album) so the full list is provided for you here on ONE page.

Also, check out annual picks for album of the year.

1. The Beatles Abbey Road (1969)
2. The Beach Boys Pet Sounds (1966)
3. The Clash London Calling (1979)
4. Michael Jackson Thriller (1982)
5. The Velvet Underground & Nico Velvet Underground & Nico (1967)
6. Bruce Springsteen Born to Run (1975)
7. Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon (1973)
8. The Beatles Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967)
9. Talking Heads Remain in Light (1980)
10. Radiohead OK Computer (1997)

11. Bob Dylan Blonde on Blonde (1966)
12. The Rolling Stones Let It Bleed (1969)
13. Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV (1971)
14. Pixies Doolittle (1989)
15. Joy Division Unknown Pleasures (1979)
16. The Who Who’s Next (1971)
17. Kate Bush Hounds of Love (1985)
18. David Bowie Hunky Dory (1971)
19. Marvin Gaye What’s Going On (1971)
20. Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea (1998)

21. Van Morrison Astral Weeks (1968)
22. The Beatles The Beatles (aka “The White Album”) (1968)
23. Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back (1988)
24. Neil Young After the Gold Rush (1970)
25. Peter Gabriel So (1986)
26. Johnny Cash At Folsom Prison (1968)
27. Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced? (1967)
28. Joni Mitchell Blue (1971)
29. AC/DC Back in Black (1980)
30. Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited (1965)

31. Ramones Rocket to Russia (1977)
32. Nirvana Nevermind (1991)
33. Simon & Garfunkel Bridge Over Troubled Water (1970)
34. U2 The Joshua Tree (1987)
35. Guns N’ Roses Appetite for Destruction (1987)
36. Stevie Wonder Talking Book (1972)
37. The Police Synchronicity (1983)
38. Pink Floyd The Wall (1979)
39. Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell (1977)
40. The Beatles Revolver (1966)

41. Patti Smith Horses (1975)
42. Bruce Springsteen Darkness on the Edge of Town (1978)
43. David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars (1972)
44. Miles Davis Bitches Brew (1970)
45. Nick Drake Pink Moon (1972)
46. The Rolling Stones Exile on Main Street (1972)
47. Dr. Dre The Chronic (1992)
48. The Stooges Raw Power (1973)
49. Black Sabbath Paranoid (1970)
50. Prince & the Revolution Purple Rain (soundtrack, 1984)

51. Sonic Youth Daydream Nation (1988)
52. The Replacements Let It Be (1984)
53. Bob Marley & The Wailers Exodus (1977)
54. The Strokes Is This It (2001)
55. Prefab Sprout Steve McQueen (aka “Two Wheels Good”) (1985)
56. The Who Quadrophenia (1973)
57. Genesis Genesis (1983)
58. Fleetwood Mac Rumours (1977)
59. My Bloody Valentine Loveless (1991)
60. The Band Music from Big Pink (1968)

61. Green Day Dookie (1994)
62. Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) (1993)
63. R.E.M. Document (1987)
64. The Doors The Doors (1967)
65. Arcade Fire Funeral (2004)
66. Devo Duty Now for the Future (1979)
67. Leonard Cohen The Songs of Leonard Cohen (1967)
68. Lauryn Hill The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill (1998)
69. The Smiths The Smiths (1984)
70. The Beatles Rubber Soul (1965)

71. Tom Waits Rain Dogs (1985)
72. Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik (1991)
73. Radiohead Kid A (2000)
74. Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks (1975)
75. Jay-Z The Blueprint (2001)
76. Sigur Rós Ágaetis Byrjun (1999)
77. Cat Stevens Tea for the Tillerman (1970)
78. Sly & the Family Stone There’s a Riot Goin’ On (1972)
79. Björk Post (1995)
80. Paul Simon Graceland (1986)

81. Neil Young Harvest (1972)
82. Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream (1993)
83. John Lennon Imagine (1971)
84. The Who Tommy (1969)
85. Michael Jackson Off the Wall (1979)
86. Elton John Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (1973)
87. N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton (1989)
88. Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral (1994)
89. Beastie Boys Paul’s Boutique (1989)
90. Refused The Shape of Punk to Come (1998)

91. The Clash The Clash (1977)
92. Pavement Slanted and Enchanted (1992)
93. Parliament Mothership Connection (1975)
94. Metallica Kill ‘Em All (1983)
95. Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here (1975)
96. Beck Midnite Vultures (1999)
97. Elliott Smith Either/Or (1997)
98. Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti (1975)
99. Talking Heads Fear of Music (1979)
100. Kanye West The College Dropout (2004)

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Robert Plant Band of Joy released

Band of Joy

Robert Plant

Released: September 14, 2010

Peak: 5 US, 3 UK, 7 CN, 18 AU

Sales (in millions): 0.1 UK

Genre: rock


Song Title (date of single release, chart peaks) Click for codes to singles charts.

  1. Angel Dance (David Hidalgo, Louie Perez) (8/21/10, 1 AA)
  2. House of Cards (Richard Thompson)
  3. Central Two-O-Nine (Robert Plant, Buddy Miller, Jason Friedman)
  4. Silver Rider (Zachary Micheletti, Mimi Parker, Alan Sparhawk)
  5. You Can’t Buy My Love (Billy Babineaux, Bobby Babineaux) (1/1/11, 13 AA)
  6. Falling in Love Again (Dillard Crume, Andrew Kelly)
  7. The Only Sound That Matters (Gregory Vanderpool)
  8. Monkey (Micheletti, Parker, Sparkhawk)
  9. Cindy I’ll Marry You Someday (traditional, arranged by Plant and Miller)
  10. Harm’s Swift Way (Townes Van Zandt)
  11. Satan, Your Kingdom Must Come Down (traditional, arranged by Plant and Miller)
  12. Even This Shall Pass Away (Theodore Tilton, arranged by Plant and Miller)

Total Running Time: 47:32


3.477 out of 5.00 (average of 22 ratings)

About the Album:

“As long as Robert Plant is alive and murmuring, there will be those who take their Led Zeppelin worship so seriously that they’ll be satisfied with nothing less than a full-blown Zeppelin reunion tour.” PM “Zepheads got so tantalizingly close to that dream fulfillment back in 2007 when the band played the Ahmet Artegun tribute concert…but when it came time to a take it on the road…Plant balked.” PM “Not satisfied with his stature as one of the great innovators and heroes of pop music,” AZ he pursued “his unquenchable thirst for new songs and new sounds,” AZ letting “his curiosity guide him to unexplored territory.” AZ “Regardless of the inevitable disappointment among the Led Zep warriors, Plant’s decision…paid off.” PM He “was able to do a stylistic aboutface and rediscover his first love: American roots music” PM on “2007’s Raising Sand.” PM That “collaboration with Alison Krauss was a triumph on all levels, a critical and award-winning smash that found Plant more inspired as a vocalist than at any point in the last two decades.” PM

The Original Band of Joy and the New Band of Joy
Now “Plant has the mike back all to himself on the new Band of Joy.” PM The original Band of Joy, which featured Plant alongside future Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, was a “Black Country psychedelic folk group of the late ‘60s.” AMG The “revival of its name and spirit in 2010 is of no small significance.” AMG Plant reminds the listener that his foray into American roots music on Raising Sand wasn’t a fluke.

Band of Joy will, without question, go down as a companion piece to Raising Sand, as the two are of a highly similar vintage.” PM “The original Band of Joy was unrecorded outside of a handful of demos, so there is no indication of whether this 2010 incarnation sounds anything at all like the ‘60s band but the communal vibe that pulsates throughout this album hearkens back to the age of hippies as much as it is an outgrowth of Raising Sand.” AMG This album “incorporates an edgier, resonant kind of ambience…[and] a greater ensemble attitude.” BB Plant has a new “more aggressive female vocal foil in Patty Griffin,” BB “but she is, unlike Krauss before her, truly in an auxiliary role. Her presence is definitely felt, but her pristine harmony singing is simply another of the band’s backing instruments.” PM

Buddy Miller As Producer
“Blurred borders are commonplace on Band of Joy, where American and English folk meld, where the secular and sacred walk hand in hand, where the past is not past and the present is not rootless.” AMG “This year has turned out to be the year of dusty revisionist Americana, much of it thanks to the man who produced Raising Sand, T-Bone Burnett, who has made gorgeous throwback records this year with Willie Nelson, John Mellencamp, and others. Band of Joy continues the trend, though Burnett is replaced here by the legendary Buddy Miller, the guitarist from the Raising Sand tour.” PM

“Miller’s encyclopedic knowledge of blues, folk, and gospel – along with his impeccable taste – is key to Band of Joy’s almighty musicality. It’s a collection of covers and traditional songs that, for the most part, you’ve probably never heard, and if you have, Plant and Miller see to it that you’ve never heard them like this. Miller was wise to only invite a handful of people to the party – besides Buddy and Patty, the new ‘Band of Joy’ features only Marco Giovino on drums, bluegrass mainstay Byron House on bass, and multi-instrumentalist genius Darrell Scott on mandos, banjos, and steels.” PM

“Never as austere as the clean, tasteful impressionism of Raising Sand, Band of Joy is bold and messy, teeming with life to its very core.” AMG “The material is…fascinatingly diverse” BB and “it’s as a joyous a record as you’ll ever hear, a testament that the power of music lies not in its writing but in its performance.” AMG “Plant finds fiercely original music within other people’s songs… digging back to find forgotten songs from the heyday of honky tonk and traditional folk tunes not often sung. Some of these songs feel like they’ve been around forever and some feel fresh, but not in conventional ways.” AMG “Much of the wonder of Band of Joy lies in these inventive interpretations but the magic lies in the performances themselves.” AMG “Plant's song selection and incomparable vocals make Band of Joy a new triumph.” AZ “By both reaching back and by yearning for a decorous new future, [this] is an album that matters.” PM

“Angel Dance”
“The new record plunges into the shivering guitar waves and mandolin delirium of the opening Angel DancePM with “the trancey flow of Los Lobos,” BB “it’s clear that this is a ballsier animal [than Raising Sand]. And when Plant fires off some bratty yelps a minute in, it seals the deal. It ain’t Zeppelin, but this sounds sweeter than anything you could’ve expected Plant to cook up at this stage, no matter whom he’s working with.” PM

“House of Cards”
“You can mark how much fun Plant is having on any given project by how many times he improvises ‘well well’ between verses, and on Band of Joy, he’s clearly enjoying himself. ‘Angel Dance’ is preposterously great, and the next tune, Richard Thompson’s House of Cards, borrows Jimmy Page’s ‘Moby Dick’ guitar tone, with a slinky dose of classic-Plant mojo that should light the bong of even the most ardent nostalgia trippers.” PM

“Central Two-O-Nine”
“Plant experiments with a variety of folk exercises, including the only song here credited to Plant/Miller, Central Two-O-Nine, a strummy, bluesy train tune.” AMG It “is a train song so authentic in tone that it almost sounds like a Johnny Cash chestnut.” BB

“Silver Rider” and “Monkey”
“A pair of Low songs – Silver Rider and Monkey – are solidly in the wheelhouse Plant is working here.” BB The former is “the album’s most ethereal song. It’s one that will recall the Plant/ Krauss duets, with Plant at his most ‘What Is and What Should Never Be’ whispery, though by the end of the tune, Miller is piling on a noisy, hypnotic guitar wash.” PM Both that song and “Monkey” “feel like ancient, unearthed backwoods laments.” AMG

“You Can’t Buy My Love”
The “riotous” AMGYou Can’t Buy My Love isn’t McCartney’s; it’s an obscure Barbara Lynn tune, but it sounds ‘64 enough, as the buzzing guitars do the hop with swinging toms while Plant reminds us that he is, after all, a guy who always knew how to shake it one time for Elvis.” PM

“Falling in Love Again”
Falling in Love Againis “another deeply mined find by the Kelly Brothers” PM in which Plant offers a “doo-wop-by-way-of-Nashville treatment.” BB This is Plant at “his most romantic croon, revisiting the sound he last mined this successfully as part of the Honeydrippers back in 1984.” PM

“Cindy I’ll Marry You Someday” and “Harm’s Swift Way”
Cindy I’ll Marry You Someday is a goth-roots standard, arranged here with Scott’s ghostly banjo. Townes Van Zandt’s Harm’s Swift Way is given one of the record’s most straightforward folk-rock arrangements – very Wilbury-esque – and Plant lends these lovely lyrics the warm, cordial lilt they deserve.” PM

“Satan Your Kingdom Must Come Down”
Satan Your Kingdom Must Come Down” shows up here, too, for you folks whose trajectory took you from Led Zeppelin to Uncle Tupelo. That tune is also on Willie Nelson’s record earlier this year, so the T-Bone Burnett/ Buddy Miller circle of influence is clear. Both Willie’s and Plant’s takes are given the haunted banjo treatment, but Plant’s is spookier, with more weight in the rhythm section.” PM

“Even This Shall Pass Away”
“The record ends with its noisiest tune, a layered, blippy, psychedelic track, Even This Shall Pass Away.” PM It features a “swampy but spare groove that frames the mid-19th-century poem.” BB It “showcases Plant’s best 2010 rock-speak wail; it’s as if to conclude that Plant remains a curious explorer and that each of these trips is worth taking.” PM

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First posted 9/27/2010; last updated 8/17/2021.

Friday, September 10, 2010

VH1 – 100 Greatest Artists of All Time

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This was originally posted on the DMDB Facebook page the week of September 6-10, 2010, when VH1 originally presented this countdown. The five segments and my commentary have been stitched together here as one piece.

September 10, 2010:

The countdown is over. For all its flaws, at least they put the Beatles at #1. They had so many people throughout the countdown singing the praises of Michael Jackson that I was afraid the gloved one was going to trump the Fab Four. Of course, rankings on a list such as this become almost silly to debate, but that would have been a crime! I would agree that MJ has had more impact on the music industry in the last 30 years than any other recording act. However, when one looks beyond 30 years, the title quickly falls to the Beatles or Elvis (sadly rated way too low at #8). All in all, there are some definite head scratchers here (Cheap Trick? Sade?) and the list should be called the “100 Greatest Artists of the Rock Era” or the “100 Greatest Artists of the Last 60 Years”, but there are a lot of deserving artists here.

1. The Beatles
2. Michael Jackson
3. Led Zeppelin
4. Rolling Stones
5. Bob Dylan
6. Jimi Hendrix
7. Prince
8. Elvis Presley
9. James Brown
10. Stevie Wonder
11. Bob Marley
12. David Bowie
13. The Who
14. Nirvana
15. The Beach Boys
16. Madonna
17. Queen
18. Pink Floyd
19. U2
20. Marvin Gaye

September 9, 2010:

Well, instead of continuing to whine about who isn’t on this list, I’ll celebrate my favorite moment of the countdown so far. The reason for making shows like this is to see someone like Run-D.M.C.’s Darryl McDaniel nearly in tears saying that Elton John saved his life. That’s the power of music.

21. Bruce Springsteen
22. The Clash
23. AC/DC
24. The Velvet Underground
25. Chuck Berry
26. Neil Young
27. Aretha Franklin
28. Elton John
29. Radiohead
30. Aerosmith
31. John Lennon
32. Black Sabbath
33. Guns N' Roses
34. Tina Turner
35. Johnny Cash
36. Paul McCartney
37. Fleetwood Mac
38. Sly & The Family Stone
39. The Kinks
40. The Police

September 8, 2010:

Well, for all my bluster about this countdown’s inability to hear a note of music that occurred prior to 1950, they’ve gone and done it! They’ve humiliated me and proven how off I am by reaching WAAAAY back, all the way to…1949. That’s when Ray Charles (#43) first hit the R&B charts with the Maxine Trio and the song “Confession Blues.” My sincerest apologies to VH1 for assuming they couldn’t remember music from more than 60 years ago. Who knew they’d go so far back – to a whopping 61 years ago? What will they think of next? Ranking someone like, oh, I don’t know, Sade, ahead of Little Richard? No! They’d never do that, would they?

41. Van Halen
42. Metallica
43. Ray Charles
44. Joni Mitchell
45. Al Green
46. Ramones
47. Jay-Z
48. Rage Against the Machine
49. Parliament-Funkadelic
50. Sade
51. Billy Joel
52. Beyonce
53. Little Richard
54. Public Enemy
55. Peter Gabriel
56. KISS
57. Iggy & the Stooges
58. Cheap Trick
59. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
60. Whitney Houston

September 7, 2010:

With another 20 artists counted down, there’s still no sign of anything prior to 1950. I’m sure that’s because Louis Armstrong, Benny Goodman, and Hank Williams are in the loftier rungs of the list, right?

61. Cream
62. Genesis
63. The Notorious B.I.G.
64. Talking Heads
65. The Doors
66. Justin Timberlake
67. Coldplay
68. Otis Redding
69. Tupac Shakur
70. Def Leppard
71. R.E.M.
72. Janis Joplin
73. Van Morrison
74. The Cure
75. Rush
76. Run-D.M.C.
77. Lynyrd Skynyrd
78. Judas Priest
79. Eminem
80. Mary J. Blige

September 6, 2010:

Sigh. I love collecting lists – it is the reason for Dave’s Music Database – but VH1’s latest is the kind that leaves me shaking my head and rolling my eyes. VH1 started their countdown Monday night (9/6) that will go all week, one hour each night, revealing #1 on Friday. The list was created by compiling votes from more than 200 of today’s music stars. I intend to blog in what is likely to be excruciating detail over my pet peeves regarding this list, but let me just say for now that I’d just about bet my entire music collection against names like Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, and Beethoven actually making this list.

Here’s the list so far:

81. Abba
82. Steely Dan
83. Earth, Wind & Fire
84. Curtis Mayfield
85. The Band
86. N.W.A.
87. George Michael
88. Bee Gees
89. Beastie Boys
90. Elvis Costello
91. Green Day
92. LL Cool J
93. Pearl Jam
94. Mariah Carey
95. OutKast
96. Journey
97. Pretenders
98. Depeche Mode
99. Daryl Hall & John Oates
100. Alicia Keys

Without going into personal opinions about who is here so far, I can’t help but share the most shocking moment so far: John Oates no longer has a mustache. Suddenly, ‘80s pop music as I knew it has lost all meaning.

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The Greatest Artists of All Time…Or at Least Since 1950

Sigh. I love collecting lists – it is the reason for Dave’s Music Database – but VH1’s latest is the kind that leaves me shaking my head and rolling my eyes. VH1 started their countdown Monday (9/6) and ran it all week, an hour a night, revealing #1 on Friday (9/10). The list was compiled by gathering votes from over 200 of today’s music stars. Check out the list here.

The reason I compile multiple lists and average them together is to weed out some of the idiosyncrasies of individual lists and offer up at least slightly more objective results. VH1’s list suffers from the most gargantuan of the “greatest” list flaws – the absurdly, over-the-top “greatest of all time” claim. Really? All time, huh? Apparently if you look up “all-time” in the VH1 office thesaurus, it lists “last 60 years” as a synonym.

We won’t even get into how most music lists are oblivious to artists who have recorded outside of the Western world and in any language other than English. Even my aggregate lists can’t correct that problem. Sorry, Wei Wei. Maybe you have sold 200 million records – which out-distances the likes of U2, David Bowie, and Prince – but since the non-Chinese speaking world pretty much has no idea who you are, you don’t exist.

Here’s another pet peeve – to me, “artist” implies an individual performer while the more appropriate “act” suggests either an individual or group. That may be more a personal quibble over language, though, so we’ll let it slide.

As long as I’m linguistically nitpicking, though, I’d also prefer a less inflammatory proclamation than “greatest.” The word immediately invites scorn, begging boorish morons to unleash potty mouths on blogs, shredding all those deemed unworthy of a “greatest” tag and crucify the list for overlooking their personal favorites. While a simple title change will not dissuade haters from loudly (and poorly) trumpeting their completely subjective opinions as facts, can we at least go with a title like “The Top 100”? At least that heading implies that the data was gathered in some objective manner and that the list is merely a presentation of those who were the top vote getters.

But let’s go back to that All Time = Last 60 Years point. The oldest act on the list is Ray Charles. His first chart hit goes back to 1951. If we include his work with the Maxine Trio, we can even go back as far as 1949. This means, roughly, that VH1 is unaware of the existence of music prior to the rock and roll era. At least a 1998 list also generated by the network acknowledged Robert Johnson, B.B. King, and Muddy Waters as well. The latter two date to the ‘40s while Johnson goes all the way to 1936. Still, that doesn’t mean that VH1 actually knew these artists made music before 1950. After all, these are generally considered influential acts in the development of rock ‘n’ roll, so maybe VH1 also considers them part of the rock era.

Of course, VH1 just tabulated the results of today’s current recording artists’ votes, so really shouldn’t be held responsible for the callous neglect by today’s musicians of music made before they were born. That being the case, let me offer up a gentle reminder for the next go-round that there is actual documented proof of recorded music prior to 1950. One doesn’t even need to dig through the vaults at the Library of Congress to find them. They are as close as one’s Internet-capable device of choice. Here’s a few acts to check out:

1900s: Billy Murray, Henry Burr, Byron G. Harlan, Arthur Collins
1910s: Al Jolson, Ben Selvin
1920s: Bing Crosby, Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington, Paul Whiteman, Tommy Dorsey, Jimmy Dorsey, Guy Lombardo
1930s: Frank Sinatra, Benny Goodman, Glenn Miller, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday
1940s: Nat “King” Cole, Hank Williams

These are just the most notable artists of the era of recorded music prior to the 1950s. Asking these musicians to explore the world before the existence of iPods, CDs, tapes, eight tracks, and phonographs would be roughly the equivalent of asking Sarah Palin to accept that creatures trolled this Earth more than 6000 years ago. Despite the evidence, we’ll continue living in the odd musical vacuum that selects Cheap Trick and LL Cool J as greatest artists of all time while blissfully wandering through life unaware that Beethoven and Mozart ever walked the planet.

Besides, a simple name change to the list can forgive these omissions. Taking into account my other suggestions, how about re-christening the list “The Top 100 Acts of the Rock Era”? That would fix everything, now wouldn’t it?

Well, not exactly. There are some significant acts from the last six decades who are overlooked. First off, back in 1998, even VH1 acknowledged Fats Domino, Buddy Holly, Miles Davis, Sam Cooke, Eric Clapton, the Byrds, Rod Stewart, the Supremes, and the Temptations. Now that a dozen years have passed, apparently these acts’ contributions pale in comparison to the legacies of Sade and the Notorious B.I.G.

I’m picking on VH1 for all this, but these are not unique problems. Listmakers tend to make bold proclamations. Hey, it generates interest and let’s face it, accurate titles like “VH1 Submits a Bunch of Ballots to People Who Make Music So That We Can Compile the Results and Present a Top 100 List of the Results Over Five Nights and Hopefully Make a Lot of Money Off Ad Revenues” just doesn’t roll off the tongue.

Oh, well. Enough whining for now. I’ve got to get to work on the latest DMDB list. Coming soon: “The Latest Top 100 of All Time List Presented by Dave’s Music Database in Hopes of Getting You to Become a Facebook Fan, Regular DMDB Reader, and Eventual Customer for the Slew of DMDB Books I Hope to Publish.” Enjoy!

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